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For all perfomances (unless specifically noted), tickets are available online AND at the box office. We accept cash and card at the box office.

Phone Number and Hours:
718 392 0722
Mon - Fri 10:00am - 6pm EST
These are the general hours; however, staff is sometimes able to pick up during off-hours. If we can't pick up, please leave a brief message and we will return your call as soon as we can.
44-02 23rd Street (between 44th Road and 44th Avenue)
Long Island City, NY 11101
Theater is NOT in the LIC Arts Center building; please enter via parking lot and head toward the back (past the loading dock).

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[title of show]

~Theater entrance is past gate and at rear of parking lot.
~Theater is wheelchair accessible. If you are attending and are wheelchair-bound,
please let us know ahead of time at
~A/C available.
~(3) bathrooms in theater
~Concessions available.

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Lyrics by Jeff Bowen
Book by Hunter Bell

[title of show] is a musical about two "Nobodies in NY" who decide to write their OWN musical, starring themselves (of course) and their lovely female friends. Fighting "vampires" on their way to the top, this musical gets into the New York Musical Theatre Festival!  In the span of 90 minutes, our beloved "nobodies" perform their show at the Festival and learn lessons about themselves as people, friends, and artists. [title of show] is, above all, a love letter to the uniquely American art form— of musical theatre. 

Everyone is turned up and turned on and buys tickets as fast as they can. Drinks all around!

Performing March 29 - April 14 2018

New York Times called [title of show]...
"DELECTABLE ENTERTAINMENT! A postmodern homage to the grand tradition of backstage musicals like Babes in Arms, Kiss Me, Kate and A Chorus Line."


Richard Mazda: Executive Producer
Scott Guthrie: Director

Christpher Lengerich: Musical Director
Justin Hsu: Production Manager

Jessica Fornear: Stage Manager
TzuChing Cheng: Set Designer
Sophie Talmadge Silleck: Lighting Designer

Jason Moody*: Jeff
Jeffrey Scott Stevens*: Hunter
Chelsea Barker*: Heidi
Jennifer Swiderski*: Susan
Christopher Lengerich*: Larry

*Appearing courtesy of Actors' Equity Association

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